Your nudes are safe with me.

t0tally-pers0nal:

Let’s “cuddle” and when I say cuddle I mean aggressively makeout and grab me everywhere

ladyluna13:

coochietickler:

when she suck ya soul out through ya dick

Lmaoooo SON

ladyluna13:

coochietickler:

when she suck ya soul out through ya dick

Lmaoooo SON

"Allow yourself to be strong and powerful and men will be crawling on their hands and knees."

Uhhh… Didn’t Michael Bay literally have you crawling on your hands and knees, washing his Ferrari for an “audition”, Megan…?

Panther Power #YULA

Panther Power #YULA

"Bitch, I’m bout to buy some CRACK…"

electromoonbeam:

nextlevelgoogly:

poolfullofjello:

i-cant-believe-its-not-chicken:

i-cant-believe-its-not-chicken

Its decided my life goal is now to star in an infomercial 

How do white people survive?

Is she trying to clean up that wine with a copy of Sonic 2?

All about me

ifunnyws:

Jonah Hill & Morgan Freeman

sweetteatime:

mariokart64ost:

officialcrow:

rothschildreptillionaire:


nope no genocides here sir just buildin a couple sodastream factories and airdropping some big buckets of candy on those people who look different than we do, dont look at this go look at whats on netflix and buy some stuff


aw thats fuck up man they surrounded them? fuuuuucjk

Lol didn’t like almost every country that neighbored them declare war on them at the same time in 67And wasn’t palestine a part of the ottoman empire which at best taxed jews for not being muslim and at worst kicked them out and cordoned them offAnd don’t right wing palestinian groups have a history of suicide bombing population centers and association with nazi groups?Like i’m no zionist by any means but if you’re going to use historical arguments make sure they hold water

Yo

^^^

sweetteatime:

mariokart64ost:

officialcrow:

rothschildreptillionaire:

nope no genocides here sir just buildin a couple sodastream factories and airdropping some big buckets of candy on those people who look different than we do, dont look at this go look at whats on netflix and buy some stuff

aw thats fuck up man they surrounded them? fuuuuucjk

Lol didn’t like almost every country that neighbored them declare war on them at the same time in 67
And wasn’t palestine a part of the ottoman empire which at best taxed jews for not being muslim and at worst kicked them out and cordoned them off
And don’t right wing palestinian groups have a history of suicide bombing population centers and association with nazi groups?
Like i’m no zionist by any means but if you’re going to use historical arguments make sure they hold water

Yo

^^^

rothschildreptillionaire:


nope no genocides here sir just buildin a couple sodastream factories and airdropping some big buckets of candy on those people who look different than we do, dont look at this go look at whats on netflix and buy some stuff


All’s fair in war. Know your enemy before you fuck with the wrong one…

rothschildreptillionaire:

nope no genocides here sir just buildin a couple sodastream factories and airdropping some big buckets of candy on those people who look different than we do, dont look at this go look at whats on netflix and buy some stuff

All’s fair in war. Know your enemy before you fuck with the wrong one…

Witness the struggle… #albiceleste #argentina #me

Witness the struggle… #albiceleste #argentina #me

pretty-in-nude:

crystaltokyogorepolice:

teenagemutantnegroturtle:

ask-aphsiberia:

mr-pond-parties-in-the-impala:

cosbyykidd:

It’s worked for white people, I figured I might as well give it a shot.

GET THIS GUY TO DISNEY WORLD DAMN IT

I want you to go man!

if this was a white girl this would have had the notes 3 weeks ago

People are sending him racist messages telling him it’s not gonna happen and he doesn’t belong in Disney World over this post. So we’re gonna reblog it even more.

Sorry for spamming, this guy really needs to go to Disney!!

pretty-in-nude:

crystaltokyogorepolice:

teenagemutantnegroturtle:

ask-aphsiberia:

mr-pond-parties-in-the-impala:

cosbyykidd:

It’s worked for white people, I figured I might as well give it a shot.

GET THIS GUY TO DISNEY WORLD DAMN IT

I want you to go man!

if this was a white girl this would have had the notes 3 weeks ago

People are sending him racist messages telling him it’s not gonna happen and he doesn’t belong in Disney World over this post. So we’re gonna reblog it even more.

Sorry for spamming, this guy really needs to go to Disney!!