hey matt, what're the top ten raddest christmas movies?

mattfractionblog:

fucking ten?

mattfractionblog:

 

sad-teeth:

So today Angelina Jolie had double mastectomy, which is the removal of one’s breasts, to prevent Breast cancer. So instead of praising Angelina on her bravery, men on Twitter decided to ridicule her, even calling her stupid for removing her breasts. For those of you on Tumblr that are attacking Feminists about being delusional about sexism against women and misogyny here’s your fucking proof that sexism and misogyny exists. 

 

LADIES: not that you don’t already have enough to do, but it is your job from here on out to NOT FUCK THESE PEOPLE. Write down their names. Remember them. Do you know them in the real world? Do you or someone you know know any of these people, and might you find yourself in a fuck/not-fuck sitch at some point int he future? DO NOT MAKE THAT DECISION. These people are quite literally too stupid to risk the broken condom. Let them furtively sprut into gym socks until the end of all things lest their moronic seed spill forth into our collective future.

Matt Frac’ stays on point like den-en-den-den-de-den, it’s the joint!

captainwhizbang:


HAWKEYE #11MATT FRACTION (W) • DAVID AJA (A/C)• THE breakout character of 2012… becomes the breakout character of 2013… as PIZZA DOG gets his own issue.• Literally… the entire issue… it’s all from the dog’s point-of-view.• Pizza Dog gets hired to solve a crime — the grizzly murder that shocked Team Hawkguy — and the only thing more shocking than THAT… is what happens the end of THIS.• Seriously. This is not a joke! Even the coloring. Dog issue. We’re all gettin’ fired. PLEASE READ…“Pizza is my Business” …before it’s too late for us.

all our prayers have been answered

Matt Fraction, you crazy sumumabitch!

captainwhizbang:

HAWKEYE #11
MATT FRACTION (W) • DAVID AJA (A/C)
• THE breakout character of 2012… becomes the breakout character of 2013… as PIZZA DOG gets his own issue.
• Literally… the entire issue… it’s all from the dog’s point-of-view.
• Pizza Dog gets hired to solve a crime — the grizzly murder that shocked Team Hawkguy — and the only thing more shocking than THAT… is what happens the end of THIS.
• Seriously. This is not a joke! Even the coloring. Dog issue. We’re all gettin’ fired. PLEASE READ…
“Pizza is my Business” …before it’s too late for us.

all our prayers have been answered

Matt Fraction, you crazy sumumabitch!

Hawkeye #3
Clint, the ladies’ man.

Hawkeye #3

Clint, the ladies’ man.

Hawkeye #3
Naked Hawkeye? Good news.

Hawkeye #3

Naked Hawkeye? Good news.

Hawkeye #3
"Because… boomerangs." Classic.

Hawkeye #3

"Because… boomerangs." Classic.

Hawkeye #1

Hawkeye #1